It seems that the extended family of a VVIP has the privileges that even the Queen of England is denied. Just ask the passengers of a PIA flight that took off from Karachi to Lahore last week. We hear that the passengers of this regular flight were informed, after checking in, that there would be a delay of half an hour due to unavoidable reasons. Half an hour later, the unavoidable reason walked in and as it turned out she was the first samdhan of the first VVIP. She had been stuck in the Karachi traffic for the last some 30 minutes and since she was on the important mission of attending a musical evening in Lahore, PIA obviously had to make some adjustments in its schedule. Why not? The nation deserves to have less routine and more VVIP life.
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We hear the rap musician daughter of a VVIP has two persistent suitors. They are the sons of VVIPs who have even higher ambitions of wealth and power that such a union promises to deliver. It would be a match made in heaven with Islamabad and French chateaus thrown in for good measure. However, till the matter reaches a conclusion, the competition grows fierce. The battle between the father VVIPs is getting ugly. The race is on and may the best son win.
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Where is Niazi, former Chairman NIC and, not to forget, also former night club manager from Dubai. He may be wanted with a trail of billions leading to VVIP sons, but the police and NAB hounds just cannot find the man who disappeared into thin air the minute the NIC scandal came to light. However, our mole tells us that this son of the soil is in a safe house where he has full protection from the law. Incidentally, this safe house is a VVIP residence which the security hounds dare not enter without some ones permission and that permission is not coming.
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